I wrote some jokes about Climate Change for an Australia Greens event and I like presenting that kind of one-off stuff someplace where it won't go to waste after use.

What is an 'Average Muslim'? Is the guy in a balaclava carrying a Kalashnikov and a bag full of heads an 'Average Muslim?' Or is it the sweet man who lives next door to me, with 3 kids and a friendly wife? How do we identify them? Classify them? Defeat them in battle? Prevent them from forming into a single, mega Kaiju-Muslim?

I can't provide all the answers, but I can help with some of your queries.